Script

Dick:good evening im Dick schmexenberd
John: Im john whang
Dick: this  is channel 69 news coming from your local news station
John:tonights top story susquatch terrorizes san marin high school students in reveng to get back at what they did to him in the past
Dick:hes at it again john
John:that he is dick now novatos very own richard riser there with live footage
Dick:richard
Rick: hi thanks dick im richard riser coming to you live from san marin high scholl two hours ago there was a reported seen of the susquatch terrorizing san marin there is evidence thathehas forsure been here and well get back to you with further information.
cameraman:Richard oh my god there he is
John:hi im john whang today we are going to interviw someone who knows the real history of the susquatch dr.weiner nice to finally meet you dr
Dr: nice to meet you to
John: so uhh
DR: Cut the  shit
Students: we were just fucking with you dr.w
DR: suck my cock
john:excuse me dr but we  really need to get this interview going we were just wondering how the susquatch came about
DR:wellit was all about twenty years ago
STudent#1:whatyou doin small fry
Student#2:tater tot
student #1: yea small fry, chiken legs   pause wherd you go small fry chicken legs.
Susuatch:roars loudly
John: thank you for your time
students: mr w has a fat chod
DR: F*** you suck my c*** i will rape you
Riser: do i look good Roberto
camerman: come on we have to nterview someone
Riser: excuse me hi im richard riser
Snauser: hi im dick snauser
riser: can i interview you about the susquatch
Snauser: oh absolutley
Riser: so how do you feel about the terrible susquatch
Snauser:iveonly seen him a couple times but from what ive seen hes quite large
Riser:he is very large do you feel safe here at sanmarin high school
Snauser: i would try keepin my distance because if i saw him face to face ide probably crap my pants
Riser:thank you so much for the interview im richard riser live from san marin high school Dick Snauser is captured in the background
riser:second encounter with the susquatch lets getthe f***  out of here Roberto ondele next scenehi im richard riser there have been to many close encounters with the susquatch at san marin high school so we are closing the case of the terrible susquatch and we'll getback to you with further information im richard riser live from san marin high school
Student: SUSQUATCH!!!!!